Monday, February 25, 2008

Coming soon...

An update on the CME and all the dope on Saumya's antics

Thursday, February 7, 2008

I never knew a laptop cleaning kit could be so much fun!

Life appears bleak when a posting reaches towards its end.Here I was ,the penultimate night of the last day of our surgery posting , making a vain effort to cram all the case proformas from R.D.B. which i had just brought a day earlier( I am a compulsive eleventh hour person)The chilling cold added to the threat of the end post exam synergistically and I was trying to pull a brave face amist of chiding self for such bad exam preparations.


Close to midnight, Jasmeen came to my room to ask me to sleep in place of Luci as Luci was home .I obliged. Now now both I and Jasmeen own laptops which are equivocally a hostellite's most expensive possession.And Jasmeen is overtly meticulous in the maintainence of her laptop. So while i studied, she cleaned her laptop with this especially formulated cleaning kit. I picked it up out of curiosity and though I find reading product information extremely mundane, for once I was proven wrong.


here are the excerpts from the laptop cleaning kit taken verbatim-


POLOJI My healthy treasure cleaner

The choice of the high quality personage!
Biologic high efficiency cleaner

Latest high tech living creature product in the United States,it is an original sea water to withdraw the liquid, the living creature resolves the technique, have the strong cleanly bactericidal finction.It is natural and green detergent of the new generation ,don't contain the chemistry composition , have the incomparable advantage of other chemistry detergent.
REGULATION
turn off the power supply first, then clean . switch on again to use after dry by air.
the cloth is clean , having no grain object to adhere to in the surface.
if there is an object on the cloth result in damage, we are irresponsible.

EXPLAIN
spray this product directly the surface of the objectin ,wipe lightly towards one direction , object possibility shining such as new.

REGULATION
turn off the power supply first , then clean .switch on again to use after dry by air .because of the low temperature ,result in the milk whiteturn the phenomenon,belong to the normal phenomenon , can trust the usage.

POLOJI
Eligible certificate
Produce the date: see the back

HINT WARMLY
authenticate according to the expert
1. if the computer LCD is not nursing.Their life expectancy is just four years
2. each keyboard about has 480 kinds of viruses, if not usually nursing ,the body of the health will be subjected to injure.


P.S. the product is made in china

So i owe the chinkis my first smile of that day.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Open book

Godi mein kitaab leke,
Aankhen faad faad dhekein,
Chehre pe raunak aa jaye,
Open book exam deke!
----Sam-kavi