2. I am extremely tolerant of other people's views. I like to think that I am only prejudiced against bigots.
3. I love to sleep. I can sleep for 15-20 hrs non-stop. Alone, of course. You are on a behenji website, remember?
4. I hate any kind of physical exertion. I can stay at home watching TV on the same spot of sofa for days continuously without venturing outside. I sometimes fear pressure sores on my arse.
5. I hate going to a beauty parlor, spending money on painful procedures which don't make me look any better or uglier than what I am already. But I still go, of course. When I am forced to.
6. I can bend my second toe under my feet completely. So when I do that, it appears as if I just have four toes. I am aware that my 25 random things are turning into 25 weird random things.
7. I have feminist feelings. I tend to blame all atrocities faced by women on men. Or on religion. I read this line somewhere and thoroughly agree with it. "Men have just two uses... sex and killing cockroaches!"
8. I have a broken incisor and blame all my life's failures on it. It is my bad luck charm.
9. I never get angry at people. If I get distressed with someone's behaviour, I cut that person off completely. Even if I am angry, I can never imagine myself raging at someone.
10. I love giving gaalis. The C ones, F ones and the B ones. I don't know why only guys give gaalis and are surprised, or worse, offended when girls do.
11. I HATE going to weddings. For further explanation-- read Wedding Knells- part One
12. If I didn't become a doctor, I would have loved to study literature. Especially English and Tamil. I wish I had more knowledge of my mother tongue. Its an amazing language.
13. I make most decisions in life based on irrational fears and misjudged premises. It is a typical behenji trait.
14. I am a procrastinater and a pessimist. A lethal combination. If you are extremely joyful, I can get stormy clouds on your horizon in a few seconds.
15. Whenever I get anxious, I am more anxious about where I am going to relieve my delicate intestines, rather than the actual cause of anxiety.
16. I think I am genetically mutated. Too tall. I could sell my femurs to a museum after I die for a fortune. I also have serious doubts on the efficiency of my brain. Considering what topic seriouly occupies my brain-time, I suspect my ovaries have migrated there from my pelvis.
17. I like cracking dirty jokes. Enormously. Especially those which deal with reproduction. Especially when they are masked as innuendoes and most people don't realise what has transpired. It gives me evil satisfaction.
18. I sometimes get out-of-body experiences. When I am staring into a mirror, I feel like I am staring at a stranger ( read: loser).
19. The only things I have honestly pined for are intelligence and assertiveness. Of course, it would also help to be hot and sexy.
20. I like reading novels. Too much. It has made me short sighted, un-sporting, dreamy, impractical and is a pain-in-the-eyes. But I can't put one down once I pick one.
21. I love eating grapes. I like to eat them by unpeeling them. Each individual one. Don't ask me why.
22. My ultimate dream is to become financially independent. That's all. I don't want to be very rich. Just a little.
23. I envy people a lot. Especially some parts of female anatomy. But I have learned better and trained myself to ignore such things.
24. I abhor smoking. Can't stand the smell. Nauseating. Sick.
25. I borrowed my mantra from Dr. KSK..... In life you only need food, clothing and shelter. If you have this much then you should be satisfied. Then nothing can make you sad.
