Gems of PSM part 4

Contributed by Aniruddha Agarwal (with slight modifications by me):

Same lecture, for a different batch:

1. So many play, they play, here play, then mental becomes (he was talking about so many factors playing a role)
2. Ghar me paani aaya, mental problem becomes!
3. U must ask case pat-pat-pat-pat, he will tell you khat-khat-khat-khat (zombie language it seems)
4. If you laugh a lot, maybe you the mental (obviously referring to the audience)
   
5. Nowadays mental-mental (abducting-adducting his hands repeatedly...) too much rampant!

Gems of PSM part 3

An unforgettable lecture on "Mental Health":

1. If you pass in theory, you will automatically pass in practicals. (That is why i'm blogging instead of studying for pracs)
2. Previously, General Practitioner was Godfather.
3. Nobody is care to the old people. (It is but natural to worry about one's future)
4. Other is... very important thing is... things which is necessary for everybody. (Wow, I never knew that!)
   
5. Silchin (or something like that) is one of the comedy serials which my child sees (He is hinting that he can perform better than TV actors)
6. Overall development of child is very important rather than he will be bookworm and all.
7. How his delivery will occur.. stress, strain.. I have got 12 weeks (A desperate attempt to show that he understands the feelings of women)
8. When you see individual case, you will not remember for life (the exact opposite of what all other departments teach)
9. In front of the they you have to do. (Aah, voyeurism!)
10. IQ above 75-90 is also subnormal (he is hinting that his IQ lies between 75 & 90 and everyone in the audience is subnormal)
11. In new Park, extra mental health is given (I couldn't find it)
12. This is long run which is happening in Bombay. (Regarding some spastics society training system)
13. International Switzerland project was done in the community...
14. This is the very much there in the rampant.
15. If you hypnotise, you give him, he improves the better.
16. Mother is after money, father is after money...
17. Have you visited psychiatry ward? Kaisa hai? Mere time mein lock hota tha! (He conveniently forgets to mention that he used to be inside the ward when it was locked)
18. Devi aa gaya, devi aa gaya! Isko namaskar karo, devi aa gaya! (This is said with the deepest of feelings, right from the bottom of the heart, with acting to match)

Disclaimer: The one taking the lecture is solely responsible for all mistakes, factual, grammatical or otherwise.

Om Shahrukh Om

This is what the movie should be called. From the first frame to last its Mr. Shahrukh all the way. The pointless movie is also interspersed with some cleavage of Deepika for keeping the audience awake (Om cleavage Om). The audience is anyways awake, you tend to get a headache after 17 minutes of watching the movie.

There are dialogues, yes, which are repeated at least 17 times, once by Om, then by reincarnated Om, then in the background, then by his mom which are repeated by Deepika, then by..... There is a dialogue from Gone with the wind, which Shahrukh (Rhett Butler) tells Arjun Rampal (Scarlett O'hara, ahem) — Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Kirron Kher is loud and Shreyas Talpade is not Shahrukh, so he gets liitle screen time. Its quite unconvincing, the way reincarnated Shahrukh dumps his current family and goes back to his bhoodhi ma and faithful aged sidekick.

There are songs, endless, pointless and an item number by guess who... Shahrukh!!!
There are many stars singing Om Shanti Om, for some strange reason, as no mention of Shanti arises in the reincarnated Shahrukh's life at that point of time.

The movie is a delight for pyromaniacs. There are a lot of fires, which fail to burn Shahrukh, who is defibrillated for burns. And his soul goes into the soul of an already conceived child... who looks exactly like... Shahrukh! The reincarnated Shahrukh is very different from the previous one. He has six-pack abs and keeps saying "What the fish" after every 5 minutes. And the Deepika lookalike (who is played by Deepika) is also very different. She chews a lot of gum and along with displaying cleavage also displays her legs.
There is a Deepika bhooth (who is played by Deepika) at the end of the movie who kills Arjun Rampal. You are delighted. The end.

To summarize the whole movie is a promotional gimmick— to promote itself!

I have watched Karz, 3 times. It will be the best reincarnation movie, if there is such a category of movies.

After reading this over, I feel the review is more horrible than the movie itself. I promise to improve. My IQ has fallen after three hours for S*** bombarded into my brain.