U can learn from anybody, even ur enemies...

Since i develop an acute exacerbation of an attack of writer's block whenever i am face to face with this blog and yet i hate to disappoint our worthy editor-cum-founder who is always demanding for new blogs at a rate which is commiserate with her speed of cracking fatta one-liners i've decided to draw my inspiration from "Quote of the day".
The quote is..."quite obviously the title of this blog" So this is what i've learnt...

• Never disclose names of ur enemies.i.e.people whom u don't like.
• Bitching is an art unto itself..if u r not skilled or gifted, then keep ur trap shut or get trapped urself.
• Service with a smile should be thy motto...The phonier the smiles that u give, the sooner will they develop severe complications of EDTAs(Extreme Diabetic Talk Attacks).
• Bitching behind backs is passe...the capability not to bitch is an ability...
• Never talk sense or write non-nonsense stuff...So as the readers will see i've learnt and imbibed a lot of gyaan from my enemies and have put them into practice...

P.S. These opinions r not the writer's own but only a reflection of her enemies' ...so in no way should she be held accountable...

P.P.S. The writer sincerely apologises for all the drivelling crap written above but this only proves how desperate times give rise to despo measures.

P.P.P.S. There r many slips-of-the-tongue in this article because this article is meant to be purely tongue-in-cheek...

P.P.P.P.S. So no offence meant... :)

P.P.P.P.P.S i posted a blog................